Drink, Steal, Swear & Lie Elmer Jones I met this guy who has a motto he lives by everyday. He said ' listen carefully and live by these 4 rules: drink, steal, swear, & lie.'  I was shaking my head 'no', but he then told me to listen while he explained his four rules. So here they are:    1. 1.'Drink' from the 'everlasting cup' every day.  2. 2.'Steal' a moment to help someone that is in worse shape than you are.  3. 3.'Swear' that you will be a better person today than yesterday.  4. And last, but not least, when you 'lie' down at night thank God you live in a country where you have religious freedom.  This article “Drink, Steal, Swear & Lie” by Elmer Jones was excerpted from: www.Wisecouncil.com. May 2009. It may be used for study & research purposes only. “This article may not be written by an Apostolic author, but it contains many excellent principles and concepts that can be adapted to most churches. As the old saying goes, “Eat the meat. Throw away the bones.”