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If Dogs Wrote Letters to God
Posted on August 23, 2009.
If Dogs Wrote Letters to God Author Unknown Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a […]
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“Heaven”
Posted on August 23, 2009.
“Heaven” Today’s Funny Author Unknown A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on salvation, ending with, “Brothers and Sisters, if you want to go to Heaven, come stand by me!” Half of those standing around joined the preacher, and he went on, raising his voice and fervor, again with […]
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Turkey Riddles
Posted on August 23, 2009.
Turkey Riddles Unknown Author So bad, they’re good… What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up? ‘Cause they wear their belts on their hats! What is the difference between a chicken […]
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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
Posted on August 23, 2009.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Author Unknown A young woman, carrying her newborn daughter, went up to the preacher at the end of his sermon and remarked, “Pastor that was a wonderful message this morning. You must have an excellent set of commentaries and study books.” The pastor ignored the mild insult, […]
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The Fall
Posted on August 23, 2009.
The Fall Author Unknown When the Methodist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “That was an experience, how do I learn from it?” When the Catholic priest falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, “I must have done something really bad to deserve that.” When the Presbyterian […]
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Preacher Humor
Posted on August 22, 2009.
Preacher Humor Rev. Smiles Are You Ready? A preacher said to a farmer, “Do you belong to the Christian family?” “No,” he said, “they live two farms down.” “No, I mean are you lost?” “No, I’ve been here thirty years.” “I mean, are you ready for Judgment Day?” “When is it?” “Could be today or […]
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