Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas – Excuse Me, Holiday – Songs

Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas – Excuse Me, Holiday – Songs
James Watkins

10. Chestnuts Roasting on an Environmentally-friendly Fuel Source

9. Rudolph, the Endangered and Exploited Specie

8. We Three Politically Oppressive Patriarchs

7. Rocking Around the Recycled, Flame-retardant, Artificial Christmas Tree

6. All I Want For Christmas is a Dental Plan

5. Frosty the Snowperson

4. I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus for Sexual Harassment

3. I’m Dreaming of a Racially Diverse Christmas

2. I’ll Be Home for Ramadan (or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or Winter Solstice or . . .)

1. We Wish You a Non-sectarian Holiday

This article may not be written by an Apostolic author, but it contains many excellent principles and concepts that can be adapted to most churches. As the old saying goes “Eat the meat. Throw away the bones.”

This article “Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas – Excuse Me, Holiday – Songs” by James Watkins was excerpted from: www.mikesfunnies.com newsletter. December 2010. It may be used for study & research purposes only.

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